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  • Member Since: 2007-01-06
  • Relationship Status: not interested
  • Orientation: None Of Your Business
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Drink: Yes
  • Smoke: No
  • Children: I Don't Want Kids
  • Education: College Graduate

About Me:

Let me think of a metaphor... your love is... Your love is like candy--wait, that's a simile.

I can't watch The Exorcist without bursting into tears at the end.

Interests:

3d6, bad dance music, comic books, cooking, cursing like a sailor, dancing with my cat, driving 10 miles over the speed limit, feminism, getting new holes punched in my face, legion of super-heroes, pretending I'm smarter than everyone else in the room, roleplaying games, saturn girl, sleeping indefinitely, the sound of my own voice, veganism, writing crappy poetry

Favorite Music:

Bad Religion, Ben Folds Five, Bikini Kill, Candy Butchers, Captain Jack, The Cure, Dead Kennedys, The Dresden Dolls, Duran Duran, Hellogoodbye, Hit The Lights, The Hush Sound, Iron Maiden, Joy Division, Love Arcade, The Meat Purveyors, The Misfits, The Mountain Goats, Moxy Fruvous, My Chemical Romance, *NSync, Oingo Boingo, Old 97's, Poe, Probably Vampires, Rasputina, Rilo Kiley, Rise Against, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Smiths, Regina Spektor, They Might Be Giants, The Used, Tom Waits, Whiskeytown

Favorite Movies:

Almost Famous, Bull Durham, Cannibal! The Musical, The Exorcist, Hard Core Logo, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Last Night, The Neverending Story, Orgazmo, Saved!, Vertigo, Voodoo Academy, X2

Favorite TV Shows:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, Grey's Anatomy, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Project Runway, Stargate Atlantis, Teen Titans, Top Chef

Favorite Books:

The Sexual Politics of Meat (Carol J. Adams), The Weetzie Bat series (Francesca Lia block), House of Leaves (Mark Z. Danielewski), The Basic Eight (Daniel Handler), Shoeless Joe (W.P. Kinsella), Moneyball (Michael Lewis), The Heart is a Lonely Hunter (Carson McCullers), The Sparrow (Mary Doria Russell), The Diamond Age (Neal Stephenson), Bye Bye Baby (Caroline Sullivan), The Secret History (Donna Tartt)